So, BLOG. We meet again.
You really need to step it up. And let's be honest - it's time for a new title. The title change might be enough for me to pay attention to you. To continue in the honesty vein, it's you. Not me.
What's that, you say? You're disagreeing. Of course you are.
You think I'm lacking commitment or focus. That's so not the case. You're just being a pain in my ass.
I'm sorry, Blog. Don't cry. I'll compromise.
Starting today, I'll visit you no less than once a week. I will talk about whatever comes to mind. (This might be hurtful, but we'll survive.) I'll carry this through November's end, when I'll reevaluate our relationship once more.
I'm tired of giving you second chances, Blog.
This time = last time.