The Stripey and White Ones Plot Will Fail

You've seen the stares. The strategically placed cat toy. You know what your cat is thinking. You're not alone in this, as my cats think the same thing.

Is your cat plotting to kill you?

I took a quiz to see if the cats were plotting my demise, and it turns out that they are. It explains why Stripey won't let me trim her claws and why The White One races me to the bathtub. I'm on to you kitties. I know your plan.

I will prevail.

Cat owners, is your cat working with mine to kill and overtake the world?