Monday, March 21, 2011

What Do Squirrels Talk About?

If you're reading this post, that means the day job has kicked my butt again and I pulled out one of the last ditch posts. That I've written this with a raging PMS migraine isn't helping the thought process*.

Last month, Lauren sent me this as further proof of the squirrel apocalypse. Here you can see Abe whispering plot details to Charlie. What can they be talking about if not about overtaking the government?**

The squirrels were quiet all winter. I'm not sure if this is because squirrels hibernate or if the weekly snowstorm just buried them all. Perhaps they were vactioning in Boca. Now that the rains erased any traces of snow in about 2 weeks, all wildlife is back in full force. This includes these little dumpster divers. The cats have never been so excited.

If Abe and Charlie aren't canoodling or talking about a political coup, what else could they be discussing?

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* Or the fact I'm watching the live action Masters of the Universe movie.
** By the way, I'm not the only one who has squirrel paranoia. Besides members of The Lurkdom, there's this person.
________ hit of the day: Waging War by Hellyeah


  1. They're taking turns cleaning each others' ears out. Duh.

  2. I much prefer the squirrel apocalypse to the stink bug apocalypse.

  3. I love your squirrel posts. It makes me feel like I'm actually sane when I rant about how the squirrels on campus are out to get me. To random strangers. Or to high school seniors I'm supposed to be recruiting for the Honors Program.

  4. Ahhhhh! I giggled when I saw the poster. Actually this whole post made me giggle. I swear last week I saw like 15 squirrels at once outside my apartment complex. IT WAS HORROR-FYING!

  5. In my 20's, I raised two orphan squirrels. Bottle fed them and gave them twice daily antibiotics, and then released them. What was I thinking?

  6. I forgot to mention earlier that Sunday morning I was almost punched in the face by a squirrel that came out of the garbage can. Further evidence.

  7. Why stop at the government...they're talking world domination with burly accents. :)

    Marie at the Cheetah


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