6 Lies, 1 Truth, and Tons of Contest Pimping

While I was away, I got an award from the pretty awesome Holly Dodson. I'm excited because 1) it gives me something to stick in the sidebar and 2) it gives me an automatic blog entry.

Because I have this, I have to tell you 7 things about myself and you're supposed to guess which one is true.
  1. I've never ridden a bicycle.
  2. Whenever I find a mushroom on my plate, I hurl it across the room.
  3. My 9-5 job should have ended three and a half years ago.
  4. The Stripey One was my first pet.
  5. I hate giraffes.
  6. Chocolate sucks. Peanut butter chocolate sucks more.
  7. I met Hubby at a strip club.
Barring those in the Lurkdom that I've known for years, I'm not sure if you'll guess the correct one. Do you think you know what number it is? The first person to guess correctly will win something random.*

And speaking of contests, there's some contests I've entered. If you like free stuff you should too.

Suzie Townsend is giving away Read, Remember, Recommend for Teens. (Enter until 8/28/10.)
Sarah Enni is sharing her contest winning karma by giving away neat reader/writer things. (Enter until 9/6/10.)

* Excluded from this contest are friends and family members who can definitely figure this out by process of elimination. Sorry, friends and family in the Lurkdom.

Last.fm hit of the day: Condemned to be Silent by Revelations of Rain